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((OC blog for Catherine Tye. Found more commonly on the floors of Aperture Science or raiding a food storage.

Known to most by Cat, Test Subject #12236, or O.S Tye; operating under Breen or whoever would pay her the most.

Hide your men.

Will RP with any fandom, just shoot her an ask. I'm open for anything~))

yoursassyreassembly:

embracingpanels:

yoursassyreassembly:

embracingpanels:

yoursassyreassembly:

 

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Are you doing that thing where you bleed out of your vagina for a week? Because I’ll see you next Thursday if you are.

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I.. I j-just want some cheese.

Well don’t look so sad about it, you’d think someone just murdered a small child or something.

Go steal some.

I can’t..

*fidgets*

Could you steal some for me? *almost rushes him* I’ll pay you! With, um, whatever! Anything! I .. I need, I need this. REALLY badly.

Sweeite, I won’t go ten feet of that kitchen unless I have a bomb in my hand. I’ll see what I can do about my own kitchen first.

*SIIIIGH.*

*beams!*

You, are the best. What you want for trade? Weapons?! Hot dates?! I got um. um.. 

Fabric? *grins* High quality silk?

Tags:
jfc cat

yoursassyreassembly:

embracingpanels:

yoursassyreassembly:

 

image

Are you doing that thing where you bleed out of your vagina for a week? Because I’ll see you next Thursday if you are.

image

I.. I j-just want some cheese.

Well don’t look so sad about it, you’d think someone just murdered a small child or something.

Go steal some.

I can’t..

*fidgets*

Could you steal some for me? *almost rushes him* I’ll pay you! With, um, whatever! Anything! I .. I need, I need this. REALLY badly.

yoursassyreassembly:

embracingpanels:

I have cookie dough and ro-coms. Will that work?

I WANT MAC N’ THE CHEESE

*apologetic grimace*

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Are you doing that thing where you bleed out of your vagina for a week? Because I’ll see you next Thursday if you are.

I.. I j-just want some cheese.

I could scrounge up some for you. If’n you’d like.

.. Liar. *frowns*

I have cookie dough and ro-coms. Will that work?

I WANT MAC N’ THE CHEESE

*apologetic grimace*

Anonymous sent: DAS WHAT U GET EAT UP BITCH

… Wha-

*crazy confused*

… *tilts her head*

*concentrates*

*furrows*

I want some rhubarb. And Mac n’ Cheese.

thelogicsphere sent: A partially squished white tulip, a few sprigs of lavender, and a pristine, yet tiny, yellow lilly.

Awkward flowers, hurrah.

Anonymous sent: You just love her to pieces, don't you? You know who I'm talking about dear GLADE. How about you just follow her around for a few days. In fact, let's make sure you can't get away! M!A You and Cat are handcuffed together for two days (Cat's author allowing.)!

daughter-of-glados:

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daughter-of-glados:

"Nonono that was a joke! The dill was a joke you idiot-"

*~poof~*

Finds herself cuffed to Cat. Groans.

"… FFFffff-" yanks!

Yanks the other way. Doesn’t seem to do much but hurt a bunch.

"Shitty anons-" Tug! "Can’t take a stupid joke-" Tugtug!  "withouT RUINING EVERYTHING, CAN THEY?" Yanks!

"Stop it!" pulls! "That fuckin- Gah, HURTS!" yanks again! And again!

.. Starts dragging her down the hall, is bigger than you!

Anonymous sent: You just love her to pieces, don't you? You know who I'm talking about dear GLADE. How about you just follow her around for a few days. In fact, let's make sure you can't get away! M!A You and Cat are handcuffed together for two days (Cat's author allowing.)!

daughter-of-glados:

"Nonono that was a joke! The dill was a joke you idiot-"

*~poof~*

Finds herself cuffed to Cat. Groans.

"… FFFffff-" yanks!